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headbanging tour (aka La Pancera Gialla)

Posted: Luglio 26th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: larsen, pedallica | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Commenti disabilitati su headbanging tour (aka La Pancera Gialla)

Il Tour de France è finito ormai da qualche giorno… tanto si è scritto, altrettanto è rimasto sospeso visto che sabato ci sono le olimpiadi. Epperò è pur sempre estate, quindi fanculo ad ogni pagellismo verboso, e valutiamo questo tour secondo l’unico scopo utile al giorno d’oggi: trovare il disco dell’estate.

Wiggins 8
Even at school I feld quite sure
That one day I would be on top
And I’d look down upon the map
The teachers who said I’d be nothing
This is the modern world, that I’ve learnt about
This is the modern world, we don’t need no one
(the modern world)

Froome 6.5
She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time
It only takes a camera to change her mind
(the model)

Nibali 7
Well, we made a promise we swore we’d always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
(no surrender)

Van Den Broeck 6.5
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
(you can’t always get what u want)

van Garderen 7
Don’t cry, don’t raise your eyes,
it’s only teenage wasteland.
(baba o’riley)

Evans 5.5
No, son sempre io
Non mi cambierete quel che ho dentro
Fuori un’altra faccia
Ho più cicatrici di prima
Sorrido un po’ meno, forse penso di più
Non mi chiedere se ho vinto o se ho perso.
(questi anni)

Rolland 7
On top of a mountain top i stood and thought one day
I could really see a lot and if I had my way
A lazy young sod I was, so deep in love those days
As if there was nothing was but only love I crave
(mountain top)

Pinot 8.5
She runs it to the east, She runs it to the west
She’s the gal I love best
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
(tutti frutti)

Klöden 5.5
I crawled the earth, but now I’m higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It’s evolution, baby
(do the evolution)

C. Sörensen + Kessiakoff + Kiserlovski 7
Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes, galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes, fighting them at their own game
(run to the hills)

Valverde 7
I can’t remember anything to this very day
‘Cept the look, the look…
Oh, you know where, now I can’t see, I just stare
I, I’m still alive
(alive)

Coppel 5
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
(career opportunities)

Voeckler 8
Qui dit fatigue dit réveille encore sourd de la veille,
Alors on sort pour oublier tous les problèmes.
Alors on danse
(alors on danse)

Vinokourov 9
it’s just like the show before
the news is
just another show
with sex and violence
(Ted, Just Admit It…)

Kruijswijk + Gesink + Mollema 0
(4’33)

Hincapie 17
Someday girl I don’t know when
we’re gonna get to that place where we really want to go
and we’ll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us
baby we were born to run
(born to run)

P. Sagan 8
Mi piaccion le sbarbine anche se mi fan soffrire
non c’ho mai niente da dire quel che voglio è solo amore
Sono un tipo senza storia m’han fregato la memoria
ma l’amore di una sbarba mi fa andare giù di testa
(mi piaccion le sbarbine)

Pippo Gilbert 4
Cani e padroni di cani, posso stringervi le mani molto forte
in uno strumento di tortura e di morte?
(cani e padroni di cani)

Johnny Hoogerland 2
all i wanted to be was a beautiful diver
Bound to believe there’s nothing like being seen
In reveiling swimming tronks
(il tuffatore)

Luis Leon Sanchez Gil 7.5
Rise! Life is in motion, I’m stuck in line
Rise! You can’t be neutral on a moving train
(down)

Morkov 7
Ding dang a dang bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
(jesus built my hotrod)

Greipel 7.5
Running, On our way
Hiding, You will pay
Dying, One thousand deaths
Searching, Seek and Destroy
(seek and destroy)

Cavendish 10
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
(space oddity)

Cancellara 6.5
Fingere tu riesci a fingere quando ti trovi accanto a me
mi dai sempre ragione e avrei voglia di dirti ch’ è meglio se sto solo…
(l’animale)

Kittel s.v.
Evviva i cessi, sian benedetti
evviva i bagni, le toilettes e gabinetti
evviva i campi da concimare
viva la merda e chi ha voglia di cacare
(l’inno del corpo sciolto)

Menzione speciale:
Andrea “Bill Murray” De Luca 8
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, and she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver and I wish I did have a pair.
(Wynona’s big brown beaver)

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